Fatty and Ducky


Fatty and Ducky


Fatty and Ducky had scheduled a date.


Ducky got angry because Fatty was late.


Fatty was eating and lost track of time.


Ducky was upset and drank way too much wine.


When Fatty arrived Ducky was wasted.


Which made Fatty wonder just how Ducky tasted.

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